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rule 8 Missions for this trip include, but are not limited to the following:
reality 8 Well, we achieved 25 percent of missions. We found Lake Norman, but were afraid that little lake animals would crawl into our nether regions. We didn’t happen upon the next two missions. As for the last, Fred’s plan to marry me off to Dale Earnhardt, Jr. didn’t quite materialize. Despite her belief that we’d be perfect for each other, fate put me no closer than the eighth row above the start/finish line at my first-ever race in Charlotte, N.C. He was within spitting distance, but my sweaty glutes and the black tire dust on my face failed to win him over.
o Megan Thome is a senior copywriter and documentarian of the human experience. A rat once invaded her 500 square-foot apartment and ate 17 pairs of her pretty underwear. She currently resides in America’s Heartland but lives in a world of her own.
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