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The problem with etiquette these days is that only some people know how the game works. It’s like that annoying card game, Mao, in which you’re never told the rules, but must instead deduce them as the game goes along. Being a guest in someone’s home is a little like being the new player in a round of Mao: your host has undoubtedly already formulated a long list of House Guest Rules, none of which s/he is going to be so kind as to divulge outright. Violate one of these mystery rules, and you’ll probably never even realize it. Break too many and suddenly, from seemingly out of nowhere, you’ll find your formerly happy, smiling host muttering snippy remarks through gritted teeth. Of course, in the name of politeness, you will never be told exactly what you’ve actually done wrong. Since few of us ever intend to be bad guests, knowledge is the one sure cure. Before you pack up your little black rolly suitcase and head off for a weekend visit with friends, make sure you arrive armed with the basic rules on how to be the perfect houseguest. The fundamental laws …
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